saggiest:

"shut up, you’re like 12"

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edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

(Source: bryko)

(Source: lindsaylohanthony)

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

(Source: holnnes)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

(Source: notintheloop)

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)