"shut up, you’re like 12"
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER